Since her surprise arrival Jade's
mum has gained a reputation as a serial farter - and the squeamish
Jermaine has just about had enough.
...Yeah, she just did it in the kitchen!" said Jermaine,
visibly shaken by the event.
Dirk then let out what can only be described as a cackle.
"I don't mean to laugh," he apologised, while laughing.
Jermaine shook his head gravely.
"A little gas, huh?" enquired Dirk
"A little?" shrieked Jermaine. "She did it
three times in one night, then again the next morning and just
now in the kitchen." "In the kitchen!"
"This flatulation is killing me. I can't deal with this
passing of the gas," he muttered, exclaiming again in
the same incredulous tone: "Right in the kitchen!"
"Don't strike a match, we'll all blow up," quipped
Dirk. |
